To Ethan (First Lesson)

Dear Ethan:

Being clean is obligatory in my household. So the very first lesson in your life is personal hygiene.

I don't know what happened to you in your previous life that you hate to have your face wiped so much. Maybe you got your nose rubbed off when someone cleaned your face, or you had another mouth grown on your forehead after you had your mouth wiped.

I DON'T CARE!

I'm so cleaning your face, mouth, neck, hands and everywhere after you eat EVERY TIME!

Love,
Mommy