The other day you had a little conversation with your new
Pumpkin: My name is Pumpkin.
You: Hi, Mr Pumpkin. My name is Ethan. So, what can you pump?
Pumpkin: ......I don't pump.
You: But you call yourself Pumpkin. You must be able to pump something. Can you pull my balloon? It's deflating.
Pumpkin: ......My name is Pumpkin. It doesn't mean I can pump.
You: But my friend told me his dad's name is Mick Coffey, and he can really make coffee.
Pumpkin:......I DON'T PUMP!!!!!
You: Whoa......wow......whoa.....Help, mommy, Mr Pumpkin is gonna pump me.
And this is what I did to save you.